Wednesday, October 7, 2009

SPAMMERS

I quite possibly get over 100 SPAM emails a day in my various email accounts I maintain. I even get them in my work account. My question is who falls for these emails? I mean do you really and truly think that Be$t Buy, Micr0s0ft, C0stco and W@lm@rt are all giving you money just for clicking on a link in an unsolicited email?

How about those penile enlargement emails? Dating emails? I mean who is gonna say, hey, I got this great email about enlarging my manhood. I've never heard of the company but I bet they are reputable because by golly they sent ME an email about their product. What marketing geniuses they must be! How did they know I needed it? Or the dating emails? You can say to your future child, well, honey if it hadn't been for this great SPAM email I got, I never would have met your mother? Now, I am not knocking LEGITIMATE online dating services, but really, why would you sign up with a company just because it showed up in your SPAM folder?

Then there are all those lonely men and women out there who just want you to view their "wittle ole webcams". Ya, I am sure he or she is just dying to have you watch them. I bet they are sitting at their computers just agonizing over the fact that jerkoftheyear @ jerkoftheyear . com has not signed on to watch online. Do you really think people are that stupid?

I don't know. Maybe some people are that dumb. Of course, I'm still waiting for the Prince of Some Country I Have Never Heard Of, to send me a wire transfer agreement for $1 billion dollars so that I can save his heritage and he will fly out here and marry me. I know it's legitimate...after all it showed up in my SPAM folder ;)

Get a real life people :)

BBM

No comments:

Post a Comment

Thank you for reading my musings and sharing yours!